Okay, so this one starts way back. In a nutshell, my 7-year-old’s got high cholesterol. Seems weird but it’s true. We discovered that Boy Genius’ lousy cholesterol (that’s LDL for you science types) was higher than the average bear’s back when he was about 2. A few years before, Pepa, who I thought was perfectly healthy, had been abruptly hospitalized with several blocked arteries (if I remember correctly, he practically collapsed in the parking lot at a Bama game). Turned out that it’s genetic. Granddaddy HB (that’s Pepa’s dad) had the same problem and I’m pretty sure Uncle Ronnie and Uncle Mike (Pepa’s brothers, the latter of whom has also been affectionately known as “ba-bike”) do too.

Aneeywaaay, the 0g trick didn’t work and Bryan’s been on cholesterol-lowering medicine ever since. We mentioned this once to our pediatrician in Birmingham (who was awesome by the way, can’t replace her!) and she decided to go ahead and test Boy Genius. At 2, his LDL was something like 182. Really. The prognosis was “check it regularly.” Easier said than done, though, when you move (states!) 3 times in as many years and you’ve got to “get established” with a pediatrician and then “get referred” to a specialist who then “runs tests” … yada, yada, yada. We were in the process of getting an appointment with the lipid clinic at Vanderbilt when the latest move arose. Once we got here and did all the “gettin’ established” gobleygook, we got an appointment at Childrens’ endocrinology clinic (’cause they don’t have a lipid clinic) — an appointment scheduled 6 months in advance!! So we waited. And we waited. And we waited some more.
In the meantime, in a completely unrelated burst of excitement, Boy Genius spiked a high fever rather quickly one afternoon right when the swine flu had just become all the rage on the nightly news. We were worried. He wasn’t himself. I mean, he was calm. It happened so abruptly. He’d been acting normal, bouncing off the walls, tearing the house down, reeking havoc on the nerves of many — you know, typical Boy Genius, all boy.
Then, suddenly, he was tired, sluggish even. He got in the bathtub, without telling anyone. Then, after we checked on him (I think he dozed off), he got out and went straight to bed — it was maybe 5 o’clock! But it was 5 o’clock on a Saturday, so our only option was an ER visit.  Several Looney-Tunes’ designed facemask clad (ER flu season policy, well not the Looney Tunes, that was bonus) hours later, it was nearly midnight, we were waiting to be discharged and Boy Genius was starting to emerge once again. …
After they run the EKG, the doc comes in and says something like, “Ok, so you know he’s got a heart murmur, right?” Um, no. Next stop, cardiology. We’re still waiting for that appointment.