I should have seen it coming, but I didn’t. Tonight we had to wash a Boy Genius’ mouth out with soap. Once it was all said and done, Bryan and I were in the kitchen, listening to him brushing his teeth for the third time and spitting profusely into the sink. Quietly, Bryan asked me, […]
Day: May 23, 2010
Wonder Boy
Based on my previous post Aliases for Safety on the Net, meet “Wonder Boy.” He’s the baby of the family and clearly knows it. He’ll be 3 next month and is a typical in-to-everything toddler. He has an affinity for flushing things down toilets, at home or otherwise, which you’d think would have made potty-training a […]
Boy Genius
Based on my previous post Aliases for Safety on the Net, meet “Boy Genius.” He’s our precocious middle child who, I’m fairly convinced, is fairly convinced he’s the smartest member of this family. He’ll be 8 this year and is already reading well beyond his age. We’re not sure if he comprehends everything he reads, but […]
The Girl
Based on my previous post Aliases for Safety on the Net, meet “The Girl.” She’s our ultra-girley, uber-sensitive and undoubtedly lovable little girl who thinks she’s the third adult (and perhaps second in charge) in the family. She’ll be 10 this year and seems to already easily transition from the barbie-doll playing little princess to […]